[Twenty-Zero-One]

Apr 17

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

It’s at this point I advise you on having seen spring-loaded airsoft guns (which are toys!!!!) tearing through a guy’s cheek, crossing the cavity of his mouth, and going straight through the other cheek.

Nine stitches, man. Nine stitches.

(via werewolfnl)


sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

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rate-my-reptile:

The scoops hans been OPENED!! What inside is hte friend of a mouth of a lil of a friend! But for how long…………??? (the friend lashes out to your subsannich and GULLLOPS DOWN THE MEASTBALLS) 10/10 TRAPPED WITHIN Beef Belly IT IS

rate-my-reptile:

The scoops hans been OPENED!! What inside is hte friend of a mouth of a lil of a friend! But for how long…………??? (the friend lashes out to your subsannich and GULLLOPS DOWN THE MEASTBALLS) 10/10 TRAPPED WITHIN Beef Belly IT IS


graynin:

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

LOL

graynin:

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

LOL

(via artiasc)


diamond-is-sparkling:

The Kacho is perfect.

(via fiztheancient)



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"My name is Tapioca, and I… am a Pokémon Master!"

"My name is Tapioca, and I… am a Pokémon Master!"


Apr 16
Legendary burn delivered by makeshift banner.

Legendary burn delivered by makeshift banner.



hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée


rate-my-reptile:

kittje:

we all live in a pokemon world!

Whutch btutton have press to encambulate the Yellowdog?? cant find it the tutton [flapping on it] [presses IT„ but gets trapped into the Game Sphere?!] mump mup wet me ouf of the BOUL!!!!! 10/10 Impossbull as you have captured theehearts..!!


Apr 15
werewolfnl:

darkoverord:

guyrim:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun



But Stone Henge is kinda boring as shit? Like, it’s really interesting at first but then it comes down to “We have no idea why it’s a thing here’s 20 theories that possibly explain it” and at that age I know I wasn’t interested in that kind of thing. I know, I remember being dragged round historical sites as a kid and had no gameboy to occupy me (I started playing with the grass ‘cus god damn)

You can’t force a little kid to enjoy history. In fact, you can’t force anyone to - sure, you can try to spark interest and all, but if they’re not interested, they’re not interested. Chances are, by taking away that Game Boy of his you’re just going to put him off even further from any interest he had in history. Good job~

I think only English people can really appreciate Stonehenge.

I mean, who WOULDN’T find the world’s first set of cricket stumps absolutely fascinating?

werewolfnl:

darkoverord:

guyrim:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

But Stone Henge is kinda boring as shit? Like, it’s really interesting at first but then it comes down to “We have no idea why it’s a thing here’s 20 theories that possibly explain it” and at that age I know I wasn’t interested in that kind of thing. I know, I remember being dragged round historical sites as a kid and had no gameboy to occupy me (I started playing with the grass ‘cus god damn)

You can’t force a little kid to enjoy history. In fact, you can’t force anyone to - sure, you can try to spark interest and all, but if they’re not interested, they’re not interested. Chances are, by taking away that Game Boy of his you’re just going to put him off even further from any interest he had in history. Good job~

I think only English people can really appreciate Stonehenge.

I mean, who WOULDN’T find the world’s first set of cricket stumps absolutely fascinating?



eclipticafusion:

April 3 - Worried

eclipticafusion:

April 3 - Worried

(via sits-on-you)


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